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NAME: GIRL

SYMBOL: GL

ATOMIC WEIGHT:

DONā€™T EVEN DARE TO ASK.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

BOILS AT ANY TIME,

MELTS WHEN HANDLED WITH LOVE AND CARE,

VERY BITTER WHEN MISHANDLED.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

VERY REACTIVE,

HIGHLY UNSTABLE,

POSSESSES HIGH AFFINITY TO GOLD, PLATINUM,

DIAMOND, BRANDED CLOTHES AND OTHER

EXPENSIVE ITEMS.

NATURE:

MONEY REDUCING AGENT.

VOLATILE WHEN LEFT ALONE.

OCCURRENCE:

MOSTLY FOUND IN FRONT OF THE

MIRRORS…:-D šŸ˜‰

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Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neechey Betha Tha..

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Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:ā€ Nikal

Saale Bhootni K..

Bara Aya Mechanical Engineerā€¦!!

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Dilchasp Duaienā€

Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,

Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Haiā€¦

Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,

Aj Wo traffic Constable Haiā€¦

Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,

Aj Wo School Mein Mali Haiā€¦

Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,

Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Haiā€¦

Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,

Aj Wo Nurse Haiā€¦

Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?

Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhnaā€¦!! :/

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JAB CAR 1Ā LADY CHALA RAHI THI TO

TUMHEIN ROAD SE DUR CHALNAA CHAAHIYE THA.

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PATIENT:

KAUN SA ROAD?

MAIN TO GARDEN MEIN LETAA HUAA THA..

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Style 0f BreAk up:

Boy b0ught gift f0r His Girl friend..!!

GF:Wat the hell w0uld I dOo with this r0cket..??

Boy: yOu wanted stars nAa..??

Now sit 0n it and GET LOST

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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE B/W eennnnnn

GHAZAL & LECTURE..

?

EVERY WORD SPOKEN BY OTHERS WIFE IS.. GHAZAL

&

EVERY WORD SPOKEN BY OWN WIFE IS.. LECTURE

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FATHER: BETI TUM MUJE PEHLE PAPA KEHTI THI

AB TM NE MUJE DAD KEHNA SHURO KR DIYA .

KYA VJA HAI?

BETI:

COME ON DAD PAPA KEHNE SE LIPSTIC KHRAB HO JATI HAI..

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DUNIYA BHAR K DOCTORS

KI TEAM NE

RESEARCH KI

OR IS NATEEJE PE PAHUNCHE

KI

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?

MSG KARN NAL

JAAN NI NIKLDI, KAR LIA KRO

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