New Funny SMS, Jokes, Messages 2014 Collection

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Latest Funny SMS Messages Collection 

Kabhi to aao gay,
Qabar py meri
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Aay Bewafaaa
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Taangain kheench k
Andar naa bitha liyaa toh kehna.

 

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There have been many time in 2013
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2014.

 

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3 Charsi Taxi me Bathe.
Taxi Wale ne Taxi Start kr K Band Krdi Or Bola,
Lo Saab!Ponch ge.
1 ne Thank Bola,
2re ne Paise Diye,
3re ne Driver ko Thaper Mara,
Driver Samja isko Pata Chal Gaya,
Lekin 3rd Bola:Saaly Itni Taiz Na Chalaya Kr,
Kisi DIn Marway ga…!

 

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Friend 1: what did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak Friend 1: You killed it. 

Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon Husband: tumhay kis nay kaha? wife: meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain…
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Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

 

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Husband BV se: 
Pani pila do…! 

BV: Kya pyaas lagi hai? 

Hsband (Ghusse se): 
“Nahi” Gala check karna hai kahin se “LEAK” to nhi 

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Be sure,,,,,Someone is always watching,,

 

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2 habshi aur 1 pakistani ja rhy thy.
Unko pari mili.
us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.
pari ny g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.

pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha
tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso
mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala
kar do….

 

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“Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena”
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Dost….
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Itni zor ka THAPPAD padega
ki sb kuch pasnd aane lgega.

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