Mix Exclusive Funny SMS Text Collection For Mobile

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?” ;P

 

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“Boy Bus-Stop Per,
Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha
GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No

GIRL
To Ghar
Ley K Chalo Na Pagal
Yahan Time Q Kharab Kar Rahay Ho..’

 

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Friend (Sardar) say:
Main Tennis kay baray me aap say Zyaada Jantha hoon.

Sardar:
Accha tay ayy dus kay Tennis day Net which kinnnay Moray hondday nay

 

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Sardar ko invitation mila
k
party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
Sardar party me pohncha
To dekha
k
”
”
Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui hy.

 

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Girl:Nice Mobile where did you Buy.

Boy:I win this mobile in Race.

Girl: how many participation in race?

Boy:Police,Mobile Owner & Me

 

Sardar: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain main dikhaaun?

Sardar: nahin,
Helicopter main dikhao haramkhor,
Bs Sardar dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

 

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SMOKE everyday
SMOKE means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kol SMS
E=everyday
So plz feel free to Smoke.request u 2 b a Chain Smoker.gud day..

 

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I Miss u rozana,
After breakfast and khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana,
hum ko acha lagta hai,
tum ko makhan lagana.

 

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