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Most Funny SMS Jokes 2014 in English

New Funny SMS / Text Messages:

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

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A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

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Girls Funny Jokes

Someone went up to a girl and inquired “Do you swallow?”

She responded shocked “No”.

Hd  ” Then how the fudge does the food get to your stomach?

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Facebook Funny Enlgish Joks

If Microsoft Buy Facebook

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First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”

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Parents Funny Jokes 2014

According to parents,
Every problem has only
One solution,
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“Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection”:p:D

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He said to me:’I LOVE YOU’:)i 

he said to me:’I LOVE YOU’:)

i said….

oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:O

i love my self too…. :p

 

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Money can’t buy happiness..

1- Money can’t buy happiness… but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! 🙂

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Student was constantly arguing with

‘Student was constantly arguing with his teacher that bahadur shah zafr used to sew caps or shoes. Teacher “ sorry beta I cant see EYE TO EYE with you on this topic”’

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friends English Funny SMS Collection:

‘In a group 3 friends were explaining to their 4th Pathan friend that Pathan’s are very aggressive whereas the 4th friend was trying to prove that they are not. After half an hour of the discussion the Pathan friend said m telling you pathans are not aggressive if anyone opined against me I will through them from top floor.’

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Sardar English Funny SMS Jokes:

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
“Mun mai pani ana”
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

 

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New Sardar Jokes SMS in English:

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”

“Wahayat”

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