Latest Funny sms 2013

 Latest Funny sms 2013Latest Funny SMS Collection 2013

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing

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Ak pathan estri beach rha tha to us sy ksi sakhs ne pocha k istri kitne ki ha wo bola 1000 rupe ki us sakshs ne kha k 1500 le lo to pathan ne kha nahi bahi ware nahe khata.

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Rakha karo raabta K zindage
ka barosa nahi hai.

“D_G”

Phir Mat Kehna Chala gaya aur
bataya b nahi…

Main picnic ki baat kar raha hon
(“,)
<))>
_/!_ Tum log to har waqt meri Jaan K
Pechy hi lage rehna