Latest Funny SMS Jokes Urdu Collection

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Arab couple Funny English SMS

Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream ‘Faar Faar’ (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room…!!

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Nurse to patient Funny SMS 

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident –

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Dad, Son New Funny SMS Texts 

Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

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Doctor Funny SMS Collection 2017 

A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check-up.

The eye sspecialist shows the letters ‘CWXQSAZ’ to the Russian.

Doctor: Can you read this?

Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!

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New Funny Husband Wife Messages

2017 ka NEW MSG
Good news for BOYS”

Ab kio Larki apko bhai
boly
To tension Nahi Lena

QK

Main nay soch soch k
Iska B torr Nikal lia
Hai,
B.H.A.I means.

B=Best.

H=Husband

A=Among.

I=Ideals.

Larko Sir utha k Geo
jab tak D-G Ha.

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New latest urdu joke sms free

Eik Baar Terrorist na Burhia Ky Pas Bomb Rakh Diyaaa. Log Chillaye Budhiya Bomb, Budhiya Bomb Woh Sharmae aur Boli Wou to Main Jawane Main thi

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SAAS BAHU Funny SMS in Urdu

BAHU ke 25 affairs sun ke sasur mar gaya, . 15 boyfriends k sun ker shohar mar gaya, . magar saas nai mari, . . . . . q k . . . . SAAS BHI KBHI BAHU TH!! :p –