Latest Funny Student Mobile SMS Collection 2013

 Latest Funny Student Mobile SMS Collection 2013

Student SMS | College SMS | Exam Sms funny quotesTeacher 2 sleepy boy : who invented steam engine ?
Boy : what sir !!
Teacher : yes correct itz james watt….

Moral : sleeping improves mind.. ūüėÄ

 

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Student shayari:-

aasman me kali ghataa chai he,

aaj fir principal se mar khai he,

sab kahte he sudhar ja.

Par kya kare aaj medam fir vidhya baalan banke ayi he.

 

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Student shayari:-

aasman me kali ghataa chai he,

aaj fir principal se mar khai he,

sab kahte he sudhar ja.

Par kya kare aaj medam fir vidhya baalan banke ayi he.

 

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Teacher: 
Agr apka dost aor gf kashti me hon 
or doob rhy hon to Ap kisko bachaogy?

student reply: 

Doob jany do dono ko 
saaly aik sath kr kya rhy thy:!

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Urdu Ki “TEACHER”
“Wo Dekho Ek Khoobsurat Larki Khari Hai”
Is jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Main Likho…
STUDENT:
Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI kahri hai…!

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