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·         Can I Touch Your Software – Adult SMS

Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install

·         Aishwarya Adopt 4 Years Baby – Adult SMS

Aishwarya ne 4 sal ka bacha goadd liya
aik din bacha dodh ke liye chekha
Aishwarya: tum baray ho gay ho khana khao
Bacha: acha mat pilao magar dikha to do

·         Mehngi Jaga

• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hainDon ko Pakarna Mushkil hi nahi Namumkin hai

Aik Ladki bache se: apni luli nikalo
Bacha: ok
ladki: ye kiya, tumhari luli to pakdi hi nahi jati
Bacha: Don ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai

·         Dengi Virus – Funny SMS Jokes

Girl: Teri judai mai nend urti hai jan jati hai chen khota hai
Dil rota hai….
Boy: check karwa le beta dengi virus bhi aisa hi hota hai

·         Girls Love

1-8 years all girls lov Mom
8-14 yrs lov Dad
15-25 Girls lov ..Me!
25-50 Girls lov Husband
50-100…
Hmmmmmm,
Shararti…!
Chal rakh le yar. Tu jigar hai apna..

·         Hi, Wat r u doing?

Hi wat r u doing??
I m propagatng unimaeral form of iddiosyncrasy ocring malevolently in the meritorios piece of clatrubial brain…
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In short:
Disturbing U..

·         Aao Ehd Karein

Aao Ehd Karein k 3 cheezen hath se kabhi nhi janay dein gay
Sharafat
Sadaqat
aur
un ki
BACHIYAN

·         Faraz Poetry

Wo itni gehri neend kaise so jatey hain FARAZ
yaha to har karwat pe ….li khari ho jati hai..

·         DUA

Jo Muhe Bhool Jai
Us Ka Mobile Toot Jai
Charger Jal Jai
Uski Sim Block Ho Jai
Miscall Kare to recieve ho Jai
Card load karwaye to balance na aai.