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Judge 2 Santa:

Judge 2 Santa:

Faansi Se Pehle Teri Koi Aakhri Khwaaish??

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Santa: Mere Pair Upar Aur

Sar Niche Karke Faansi Dedo..!

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 Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana

2.Machar ki malish krna

3.Chitti ko kiss krna

4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana

5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P

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GF demanded 4Ice Cream..

GF demanded 4Ice Cream..
Santa purchasd it..
GF:Thank U
Santa:Only thank u
GF:u wnt kiss na??
Santa:chup kr hawes ki bhuki, Adhi Ice cream de.

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Friendship rules

Friendship rules

No drama

No excuse

No sorry

No thanx

Don’t say I’m busy

Just always say

yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy

deni nhi wo alag bat hy.:-D:p